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blowjcb

so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT WAS SO CUTE

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trashfirefallon
trashfirefallon

Listen, I love kids. I find them amazing and joyous and I love babysitting and hangout out with my 6 year old sister and everything. I plan on possibly adopting kids. But do you know the sheer amount of fucking people who tell me that it’s different than having your own kids??? It’s disgusting that people have the damn gall to tell me that I wont be as much of a mother as a person who gives birth to a child. What the fuck. what the actual fuck. fucking what the fuc

wulftailed

I have to deal with this too sometimes when I talk about wanting to adopt. It’s ridiculously stupid. My ability to empathize and care about a human is not restricted to being from the same local gene pool. I love who I choose to love, and biology may help, but I get to decide. *SO STOP TELLING ME I WOULDN’T LOVE MY KIDS JUST BECAUSE THEY AREN’T FROM MY LITERAL BALLS*


And let’s not forget the whole “well adoption is so risky you never know what you’re gonna get” line that gets touted out too. Like. I don’t know what I’ll get with biological children either! Genetics is weird and bizarre! So don’t tell me that because they aren’t mine and they may have issues related to their adoption, that I will love them less. How dare you.