it only gets sweeter from hereTumblr (3.0; @beeautiful39)https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a68f8f9f827faf9a56b9bd0a6cea7098/tumblr_pat2hbsEGS1xnzt25o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/658034a31bdc6469856c30de434f4222/tumblr_pat2hbsEGS1xnzt25o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4d5b4fde02f9e6107255aeb4867e518d/tumblr_pat2hbsEGS1xnzt25o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9626f800738180dbd0db1b221b8aaa59/tumblr_pat2hbsEGS1xnzt25o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0fbb6080d39a8e6e518fb80d573cf44b/tumblr_pat2hbsEGS1xnzt25o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212352448https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212352448Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:13:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcagxYISi1qf4hdpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212331498https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212331498Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:12:20 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d743e58fa832535628' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nzb22bOfY91r3uvu0_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":30,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://31.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nzb22bOfY91r3uvu0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/video_file/t:ZeXvq028yM1reZEzoNogPQ/175212312263/tumblr_nzb22bOfY91r3uvu0" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://teamrocketing.tk/post/175183141121/breaktotheotherside-lopmon" class="tumblr_blog">teamrocketing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://breaktotheotherside.tumblr.com/post/167172035162/lopmon-weloveshortvideos-omg-i-know-adele" class="tumblr_blog">breaktotheotherside</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lopmon.tumblr.com/post/135624516005">lopmon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weloveshortvideos.tumblr.com/post/135131133378">weloveshortvideos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Omg I know Adele wanted to scream<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>omfg…</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="351" data-orig-width="356"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/977e4bba24c48d2a3fa7e557352bfaf2/tumblr_inline_oyytknONpw1qbvwfy_500.jpg" data-orig-height="351" data-orig-width="356"/></figure></blockquote> <p>the woman in the black wig is a white Dutch woman doing a racist Asian stereotype hhghghgh no offense but i hate that bitch</p></blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212312263https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212312263Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:11:36 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/21bd0f65790f857c660fded0278c7af8/tumblr_nq8306vfaT1r630xzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212250383https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212250383Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:09:16 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a1e9e35c23208b718e44486d0774cd4/tumblr_nzp2ihdk9H1ukofkbo1_r4_500.gif"/><br/><br/>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212240663https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212240663Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:08:54 -0400<p><a href="http://princeseb.com/post/91218382715/so-im-at-work-and-bagging-for-this-lady-and-her" class="tumblr_blog">blowjcb</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like <i>please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me</i> but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like</p> <p><i>DID THAT JUST HAPPEN</i></p> <p><b><i>THAT WAS SO CUTE</i></b></p> </blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212225968https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175212225968Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:08:20 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3683be6827fa9edb13f247d0b34d74b0/tumblr_n7a042cCnK1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175180945408https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175180945408Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:15:19 -0400<p><a href="http://adhighdefinition.tumblr.com/post/175177547106/adhighdefinition-cat-starts-running-around" class="tumblr_blog">adhighdefinition</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://adhighdefinition.tumblr.com/post/175177480666/cat-starts-running-around-the-house-for-no" class="tumblr_blog">adhighdefinition</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cat: *starts running around the house for no apparent reason*</p> <p>my adhd ass:</p> <figure data-orig-height="224" data-orig-width="244"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c07b927b1952cbab15e3e167b3cb915/tumblr_inline_pasf76MYfw1rswmmd_540.gif" data-orig-height="224" data-orig-width="244"/></figure></blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="106" data-orig-width="288"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fd2ee8d7af007631528d174209a1efb8/tumblr_inline_pasfd96QpV1rswmmd_540.png" data-orig-height="106" data-orig-width="288" alt="image"/></figure></p><p>same honestly</p></blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175179003603https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175179003603Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:59:20 -0400<p><a href="http://wulftailed.tumblr.com/post/175177854932/trashfirefallon-listen-i-love-kids-i-find" class="tumblr_blog">wulftailed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trashfirefallon.tumblr.com/post/175174076085/listen-i-love-kids-i-find-them-amazing-and" class="tumblr_blog">trashfirefallon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i>Listen, I love kids</i>. I find them amazing and joyous and I love babysitting and hangout out with my 6 year old sister and everything. I plan on possibly adopting kids. But do you know the sheer amount of fucking people who tell me that it’s different than having your own kids??? <i>It’s disgusting that people have the damn gall to tell me that I wont be as much of a mother as a person who gives birth to a child</i>. What the fuck. what the actual fuck. fucking what the fuc</p></blockquote> <p>I have to deal with this too sometimes when I talk about wanting to adopt. It’s ridiculously stupid. My ability to empathize and care about a human is not restricted to being from the same local gene pool. I love who I choose to love, and biology may help, but I get to decide. *SO STOP TELLING ME I WOULDN’T LOVE MY KIDS JUST BECAUSE THEY AREN’T FROM MY LITERAL BALLS*</p><p><br/></p><p>And let’s not forget the whole “well adoption is so risky you never know what you’re gonna get” line that gets touted out too. Like. I don’t know what I’ll get with biological children either! Genetics is weird and bizarre! So don’t tell me that because they aren’t mine and they may have issues related to their adoption, that I will love them less. How dare you. </p></blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175178977783https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175178977783Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:58:15 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d743e6741082736785' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p9mzeyLrIb1rkmbbx_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":59,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p9mzeyLrIb1rkmbbx_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/video_file/t:ZeXvq028yM1reZEzoNogPQ/175178963748/tumblr_p9mzeyLrIb1rkmbbx" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://catbountry.tumblr.com/post/174795238856/wanderingtycho-this-is-what-kurt-cobain-wanted" class="tumblr_blog">catbountry</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://wanderingtycho.tumblr.com/post/174732123915/this-is-what-kurt-cobain-wanted" class="tumblr_blog">wanderingtycho</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is what Kurt Cobain wanted. </p></blockquote> <p>He would fucking love this.</p> </blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175178963748https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175178963748Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:57:41 -0400https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175178924538https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175178924538Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:56:03 -0400<p><a href="http://tejianasky.tumblr.com/post/174460048078" class="tumblr_blog">tejianasky</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I like that “morning baby” kinda relationship. The no games, great communication, lots of sex, lots of kissing, lots of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. That makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love.</p></blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162707183https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162707183Sat, 23 Jun 2018 01:34:49 -0400<p><a href="https://tea-cherry.tumblr.com/post/169781123525/colachampagnedad-whats-the-mood-for-tuesday" class="tumblr_blog">tea-cherry</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/169781023050/whats-the-mood-for-tuesday" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>what’s the mood for tuesday</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="425" data-orig-width="431"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6501a010347c5b1cca5b48e3c5a4809/tumblr_inline_p2nxbd0iQg1v9gsh1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="425" data-orig-width="431"/></figure></blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162704843https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162704843Sat, 23 Jun 2018 01:34:43 -0400<p><a href="http://tokillapromqueen.tumblr.com/post/171146208762/surprisebitch-yeah-t1-the-last-snow-elf" class="tumblr_blog">tokillapromqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/171145288793/yeah-t1-the-last-snow-elf" class="tumblr_blog">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yeah-t1.tumblr.com/post/171116232195/the-last-snow-elf-sodomymcscurvylegs-me-at-the" class="tumblr_blog">yeah-t1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-last-snow-elf.tumblr.com/post/171081906936/sodomymcscurvylegsme-at-the-sperm-bank-yes-can" class="tumblr_blog">the-last-snow-elf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sodomymcscurvylegs.tumblr.com/post/171081469179/me-at-the-sperm-bank-yes-can-i-get-a-venti" class="tumblr_blog">sodomymcscurvylegs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Me, at the sperm bank:</b> Yes, can I get a venti please?</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="245"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b8600094c79a13cb2bdb5590ca5c59e/tumblr_inline_p4fr7kjrwr1s1haox_540.gif" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Since the average man ejaculates 3.7 mL of sperm, that’d be .125 ounces. A venti is 20 ounces. So you’d be drinking the sperm of 160 men </p> </blockquote> <p style="">now that’s a spermtacular deal</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="130" data-orig-width="183"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/512afe084109a0f3d234d7589cafafa5/tumblr_inline_p4j2jaQc1P1qjs9vs_500.gif" data-orig-height="130" data-orig-width="183"/></figure></blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162696288https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162696288Sat, 23 Jun 2018 01:34:19 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d743e7351201622432' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p6q5i9g8Lm1x5me1t_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":94,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p6q5i9g8Lm1x5me1t_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/video_file/t:ZeXvq028yM1reZEzoNogPQ/175162685568/tumblr_p6q5i9g8Lm1x5me1t" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://unicornglitteryblood.tumblr.com/post/173579667208/fairy-gawd-muva-dont-touch-my-fandoms" class="tumblr_blog">unicornglitteryblood</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://fairy-gawd-muva.tumblr.com/post/173398692514/dont-touch-my-fandoms-cartiercocaine-w%D0%BD%CE%B1%D1%82-%D1%82%D0%BDe" class="tumblr_blog">fairy-gawd-muva</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dont-touch-my-fandoms.tumblr.com/post/173394293016/cartiercocaine-w%D0%BD%CE%B1%D1%82-%D1%82%D0%BDe-%D2%93%CF%85c%C4%B8-%CE%B9%D1%95-%D1%82%D0%BD%CE%B9%D1%95-elmos" class="tumblr_blog">dont-touch-my-fandoms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cartiercocaine.tumblr.com/post/172629287720/w%D0%BD%CE%B1%D1%82-%D1%82%D0%BDe-%D2%93%CF%85c%C4%B8-%CE%B9%D1%95-%D1%82%D0%BD%CE%B9%D1%95" class="tumblr_blog">cartiercocaine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?</p></blockquote> <p>Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever</p> </blockquote> <p>YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣</p> </blockquote> <p>My childhood is confused </p> </blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162685568https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162685568Sat, 23 Jun 2018 01:33:50 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d743e7713347099120' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_paoi9p2dAs1ur5vj7_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":22,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_paoi9p2dAs1ur5vj7_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/video_file/t:ZeXvq028yM1reZEzoNogPQ/175162683768/tumblr_paoi9p2dAs1ur5vj7/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://4rg.tumblr.com/post/175118008420/g00-i-seriously-can-not-stop-thinking-about-this" class="tumblr_blog">4rg</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://g00.tumblr.com/post/175109593271/i-seriously-can-not-stop-thinking-about-this-video" class="tumblr_blog">g00</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I seriously can not stop thinking about this video</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mGo12IB9YQgEeMaNoOKlz4w">@goblinlunchmeatcrimescene</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mKW8tSS4on_7POfLjwStEjg">@gentern</a> </p> </blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162683768https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175162683768Sat, 23 Jun 2018 01:33:45 -0400https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175160930528https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175160930528Sat, 23 Jun 2018 00:18:47 -0400<p><a href="https://thequeers-arehere.tumblr.com/post/174956851470/wish-i-was-kissing-you-instead-of-missing-you" class="tumblr_blog">thequeers-arehere</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wish I was kissing you instead of missing you tonight </p></blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175160901338https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175160901338Sat, 23 Jun 2018 00:17:30 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d743e7b85762883838' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oq09t2M2nx1ruydkt_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":21,"hdUrl":"https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/video_file/t:ZeXvq028yM1reZEzoNogPQ/175160897763/tumblr_oq09t2M2nx1ruydkt/720","filmstrip":{"url":"https://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_oq09t2M2nx1ruydkt_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/video_file/t:ZeXvq028yM1reZEzoNogPQ/175160897763/tumblr_oq09t2M2nx1ruydkt/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://faeralyn.tumblr.com/post/160721946924/i-feel-such-peace" class="tumblr_blog">faeralyn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I feel such peace</p></blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175160897763https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/175160897763Sat, 23 Jun 2018 00:17:20 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2cb94e1a890dde212fa03648ad570017/tumblr_ovqe7mDmbF1qewacoo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6e056973ba2b0bde3aaabfe892e6ba2/tumblr_ovqe7mDmbF1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd266c7acd4f83dbf991afbe32b78cec/tumblr_ovqe7mDmbF1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/087c9f099b57024211bac0133b64349b/tumblr_ovqe7mDmbF1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d505fbf95f1c5b3e3ae658b9087d130b/tumblr_ovqe7mDmbF1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://sojournerlies.tumblr.com/post/174263380122/tastefullyoffensive-via-striderepiphany-this" class="tumblr_blog">sojournerlies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/164953230188/via-striderepiphany" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/striderepiphany/status/904222788755456000">striderepiphany</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>this one is never not funny</p> </blockquote>https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/174893891458https://beeautiful39.tumblr.com/post/174893891458Thu, 14 Jun 2018 17:14:37 -0400